Last week was my 40th birthday and i really did not feel like waking up that morning. i managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...they will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs for breakfast, ate their breakfast, and did not say a word to me. So when i made it out of the house and started for work, i felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As i walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "you know, its such a beautiful day outside, and its your birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." i said, "Thanks, Joanne that's the best thing i have heard all day. Let's go!".
We went to lunch but where not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and i enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, its such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with " I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "lets go to my apartment, its just around the corner".
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, i am going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And i just sat there...
On the couch...
NAKED.
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